albino tadpoles

Albino tadpoles are sperm

She didn't want my albino tadpoles to go up stream so just pulled out and jizzed in her face.

by SkunkyZ July 30, 2006

tapon

Puerto Rican word for a traffic jam.

Que tapon!= What a traffic jam!

by Rican Rican March 21, 2004

Tapon

ouuhhh I love him -t95

I love Tapon in every possible way.

by Uzuratz Willengenburg April 21, 2005

tapout

Tapout is a douchebag clothing brand but it is also an adjective that can be used in various situation where you want to express drunkness or anger. This can also be used in french (especially in Quebec province) with the same meaning.

English
I'm really tapout » I'm drunk
I'm feelin' a little tapout » I'm a little bit drunk
I'm in tapout » I'm angry
I'm in fucking tapout » I'm really angry

French
Je suis en beau tapout » Je suis en tabarnak
Je suis légèrement tapout » Je suis légèrement réchauffé mais pas assez pour coucher avec ta mère
Je suis très tapout » Je suis tellement saoul que je coucherais avec ta mère

by mongosansl August 6, 2011

Tadpole

Frog sperm

Don’t listen to your biology lessons, tadpoles are frog sperm

by holamisamigos May 13, 2018

topeka tadpole

a Topeka tadpole involves first feeding your partner a pound of spinach and garbonzo beans and then having your partner drink laxitives. after about twenty minutes the laxitives should take effect and you sit face up on a car hood while your partner stands over you and expells their bowels onto your face. The barely digested meal will resemble tadpoles as it spills on your face.

Colin needs to lay of those topeka tadpole sessions because it cant be good for his prius.

by bad dan May 10, 2010

tadpole

A way of saying you kinda like someone but not completely yet.

You say, "I like you a tadpole. Maybe one day it'll become a frog."

by BreeDizzle April 13, 2011