Wa Ta Boom

A very stupid guy. But is well liked by others.

Teacher! That Wa Ta Boom is chasing me!

by Not-so Anonymous September 21, 2016

Gamer Taboos

Gamer Taboos are the backbone of the average gamer's life. If but one of these are broken, the gamer will never live up to his previous peak again. The Gamer Taboos are as follows:
1. Gamers may not speak to women
2. Gamers must avoid basic hygiene at all costs
3. Gamers may not traverse within 50 ft (~15 meters) of grass, unless financially necessary (Family related instances are not allowed, unless you are Vin Diesel in the flesh.)
4. Gamers must go to sleep at a time past midnight
5. Don't use Reddit (Use of Reddit for valuable information is allowed.)

Gamer 1 - "Ayo, brb. I'm finna take a shower."
Gamer 2 - "Nah bro, don't do it; that's one of the Gamer Taboos."
Person 1 (Formerly Gamer 1) - "Hell naw, that's gross as hell." *leaves*
Gamer 2 - "smh my head."

by Fillapulated July 21, 2021

Mirayashi Taboo

The act of a man sitting in the lap of naked woman whilst eating an apple. She proceeds grind fruitlessly at the rear end of the male whilst his erection remains anadorned by any physical attention thus perpetuating a no-win scenario.

“Jim, you look upset”
“Yeah, Henry, I had another go at the Mirayashi taboo last night”
“No luck, Jim?”
“I’m going to beat this one day, I don’t believe in a no-win scenario”

by George Okuda October 22, 2022