Snorgasm

When someone sticks their fingers up both your nostrils, and you sneeze, you have a snorgasm.

I had a snorgasm earlier with Gregory

by Sam The Holy Ham January 21, 2019

Snoregasm

A snoregasm is a random fit of loud snorting in the middle of the night, noticed when sleeping over, or during a booty call.

The person snoregasming tends to have nasal problems of some sort.

Boy: I was sleeping with Jane last night and she started snoring really loudly outta nowhere!

Dude: Oh my god, total snoregasm.

by DarkDaze. March 9, 2009

snoregasm

The act of giving an orgasm to someone, without their waking up. Or, the ability to have someone give you an orgasms while you are fully, or partially asleep.

Can also be used to define the occasion of having sex so boring, that you've had an orgasm, but didn't notice.

Upon waking up "whoa, I must have had a snoregasm".

by mobiusflu May 4, 2009

Smorgasm

A smore made in the microwave, where the chocolate melts perfectly and it's a gooey mess of amazingness.

I just made a smorgasm *drool*

by Pencalibur July 28, 2009

Skorgasm

The peak pleasure of no limit, all out, 100% skiing and point of climax when the thrill of skiing raw, steep, and untouched slopes in deep powder, matches or exceeds the sensation of sexual orgasm.

The skiing equivalent of sexual orgasm, when the descent, terrain, and moment combine to create an intense moment of adrenaline rushing, heart pounding excitement.

Josh, ten inches of fresh pow-pow, waxed skiis, and a blue bird sky! Total Skorgasm!

Sean, sick descent....I almost lost my shit on the final jump. Total Skorgasm!!

by Teton911 August 12, 2011

snorgasbord

A collection of animals so cute that you feel obligated to serially snorgle them from left to right and back again, sampling each one much as you might do with a smorgasbord / buffet.

*huffs a collection of hamsters, budgies and iguanas* Ahhh! So cute! Jane, come snorgle this snorgasbord!

by PoultrySnorgler September 18, 2017

Smorgasm

A large table of orgasms

Me: You're faking your smorgasms

by HightownHustler June 2, 2018