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UTOPIAN SWINGER

UTOPIAN SWINGER - A person who practices swinging as a total lifestyle with humanistic ideals. - Supporting Swinging and establishing circles of friendships with other swingers through events, gatherings and social activities.
He is a Utopian Swinger, he knows everybody and lives the swingers lifestyle.
by BlueSteal1 April 8, 2010
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Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016
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twinkie sinker

A typical American’s large pie hole usually filled with packaged pastries when not gabbing
Gregg: “Thank goodness Hillary shut up.”
Justin: “I know, that Twinkie sinker never stops moving.”
by rocket6 December 8, 2019
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King Swinger

Someone who understands what others don't about a particular game they are playing. They are often more rational allowing them to get a better grasp on fundamentals.
"fuark bro you see that guy effectively manage his price risk, how the fuck he do that?"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"
by Kerser2 August 4, 2021
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B-grade stinker

n. (1) sub-standard merchandise, (2) a movie that is so bad it shoots right past "so bad it's good" and becomes just plain bad

(ant. so bad it's good)
Ted: I thought Joe Dallesandro rocked it in "Garden of Death"!

Bill: Are you $#!&&*^ me, dude? That film was a B-grade stinker!
by Tobit September 10, 2012
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Stinkerbell

A term of endearment for a female, usually a child, that will on occasion intentionally misbehave. By...

1: Insisting a very specific way of doing, wearing or not wearing something.

2: Coincidentally the parent loves and wants her independent ideas.

3: After getting the toddler dressed in record time and you're about to walk out the door and you notice she has both shoes and socks off smiling at you and then cries or play kicks her feet when you try to put them back on.

JUST NOT RIGHT NOW PLEASE WE ARE LATE!
AHHHHH! Really! REALLY Stinkerbell!!! We are so late!
by AzSon January 30, 2017
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Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.
That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!
by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003
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