Tindler Swindler Cock

Cock designed to swindle/ Dick capable of making a person do the unthinkable

Alex Davis possess is a Tindler Swindler Cock. After getting a taste of his Tindler Swindler Cock, Ms. KOFFIEA loaned Mr. Davis $6,000 in cash in the space of 2 weeks.

by Sweetwater242 May 7, 2022

swindler

someone who cheats you out of something

Barack Obama speaks well, but is a good for nothing swindler.

by jt mama March 16, 2009

Biscuit Swindler

1) A person who cheats others out of baked peices of dough

2) Tia

3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.

"Ma, the biscuit swindler stole my rolls!"

by Ziggity Zach July 23, 2004

swingleberry

When a dog ingests a long strand of hair it wraps around the poo when partially expelled from the butt hole. The poo then dangles off that strand of hair and swings.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Georges swingleberry blowing in the wind.

by D.A.V.E. January 12, 2013

Swinkle

The art of swimming and tinkling simultaneously

After a fun day on the boat with my friends I had to swinkle so I jumped in the ocean!

by SAFET September 13, 2014

spinal meningitis

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?

Spinal meningitis got me down.

by Ween April 7, 2005

slang swindle

When you think you coined a cool slang word, but then find out that somebody else already came up with it.

I thought i invented the word "thrift whore", but it turns out i was slang swindled.

by cup0joe22 September 8, 2010