Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.

Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.

by FMTPO January 16, 2010

Swift Cover

To wank off over a ladies face.

Mary asked Iggy Pop to provide her with a swift cover !!

by g0retex January 21, 2011

Swift dick

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

Phil Swift

A True God

Phil swift is the most helpful man on earth

by .u August 25, 2019

fill swift

The man who made flex tape

A true legend

Yo do you know fill swift

Yes he's my jesus

by Fill swift December 20, 2020

Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

Taylor Swift

The act of busting into the love-of-your-life’s wedding, proclaim your love for said bride or groom in the hopes they walk away with you instead.
Like a Taylor Swift song.

Bee decided to Taylor Swift Short because she was always "the one" for her.

by NotStalking!Anon July 26, 2011