Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.

Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.

by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015

suprise lemonade

the act of peeing in your partners mouth while recieving oral sex. (partner must be unsuspecting)

last night I gave my girlfriend suprise lemonade, she seemed pretty mad.

by funny guy69 July 27, 2011

Fart Suprise

An accident fart or poopie that is unexpected and person is caught off gaurd.

"yesterday i was in class and out of no where i farted without even trying. Damn fart suprise."

by ttc5w6z March 14, 2012

Sticky suprise

When you're taking a poop, but when you go to wipe you clench your butt hole and the toilet paper rips and sticks to your butt.

I'm so unlucky, I just got a sticky suprise while shitting.

by LukeDaFluke March 1, 2017

suprise buttsex

when guy/girl comes behind and surprisingly anal you without notice

SUPRISE BUTTSEX: god damn i just surprised my wife with surprise BUTT SEX.

by TR!sT1bo11 m00 November 11, 2019

Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.

Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck

by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008

pantry suprise

when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.

Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".

by smarterthansmartone August 26, 2011