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Fart Suprise

An accident fart or poopie that is unexpected and person is caught off gaurd.
"yesterday i was in class and out of no where i farted without even trying. Damn fart suprise."
by ttc5w6z March 14, 2012
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Samurai Suprise

When three guys get together with one female and plug all three of her openings (mouth,vagina,anus) at the same time.
Man,we met this hot chick last night and she came back to our place with me and my 2 buds and begged for the samurai suprise.
by B.W.A 6307 March 27, 2011
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suprise lemonade

the act of peeing in your partners mouth while recieving oral sex. (partner must be unsuspecting)
last night I gave my girlfriend suprise lemonade, she seemed pretty mad.
by funny guy69 July 27, 2011
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Sticky Suprise

The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them
GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!

GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!
by rivermonster_69 July 1, 2011
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Slurpity Suprise

Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!
I gave my boyfriend a Slurpity Suprise last night and he loved it!!
by Kozmikella June 26, 2022
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Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008
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biohazard suprise

1. Sprinkling asbestos onto the drip end of your dick and get a blowjob

2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.

3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.

4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle

5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.
Stay away from Waldo. He has a biohazard suprise waiting for you
by nicest terrorist January 10, 2010
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