help i accidentally summoned a lemon

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Sammantha

A cute, sweet, smart girl who tries to impress all. A typical over-achiever. However, she can be a quite "the female dog", when she has to be. Mostly a good party girl who loves to get fucked up. And it may not seem like it but shes a sex crazed woman who tends to pick guys that are great in bed.

Guy1: I was at a party with Sammantha from biology class last night and she was hooking up and getting drunk!
Guy2: She sounds like a good time, and shes cute too.
Guy1: Yeah I'd fuck her.

by apallo9090 July 28, 2011

submanlet

A male who is shorter than 5'7.

Johnny, who is 5'6 wonders why women won't date him. His multiple female friends say, because you're a "submanlet" and we like men.

by betamanlet February 1, 2010

summoning the dragon

This defines when someone uses the bathroom.

I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!

by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017

Cinema Summary

A great guy who ensures that you dont die due to an apocalypse/monster outbreak. Also makes sure you have a damn good day.

'Hey, Cinema Summary told me to have a damn good day!'
'Same!'

by lampostt January 28, 2021

Pulling a Suman

When somebody stops going to class and randomly joins a military branch, such as the Air Force. May also involve Warcraft or masturbation.

"Dude, have you seen Joe around lately? He hasn't been in class for weeks!" - Bro 1

"He's pulling a Suman, brah. He's shipping out for Korea tomorrow." - Bro 2

by Mr Kroc February 21, 2010

Sumanti

The kind of person who will follow any Facebook meme no matter how ridiculous or annoying

Did she post her bra colour as her status? What a Sumanti!

by Mr Mystery, man of Mystery February 4, 2010