stroking the tie

another description for "polishing the pewter", "shaking hands with ben franklin", "stroking the boa", "beating ones meat", "going on a date with jill", or just plain wacking it

My secretary caught me right in the middle of me stroking my tie.

by missourimaniac February 24, 2005

stroking his yoshi

another term for male masturbation

I walked in on my bestfriend "stroking his yoshi" to some gay porn, faggot.

by cumgobbler101 November 19, 2011

scrotum scoffing

a attempt of fully inserting the scrotum (including testicles)in to ones mouth and ejactulating at the same time...

"scrotum scoffing is so fun when your mama does it"

by Bourkes May 15, 2005

han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008

Strobing

The act of getting high off of a rotation between a strobe light and a black light. The best way to get high. Drugs suck.

Oh my good joey we are strobing right now!
Jimmy this is so mellow!

by Pyroplya January 18, 2009

Strolling

strolling: (verb) visiting places on the internet with the sole goal of becoming self-righteously furious. Portmanteau of "self-trolling"

I just wasted half an hour strolling around this ridiculous Andrew Bolt blog.

by @llosaurus September 26, 2012

Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.

Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.

by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013