feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.

by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

Tongue Straw

Tongue flex in where you roll up your tongue and suck various liquids.

“Hey Mitchell can I have a drink of your cucumber water?”

“No Elizabeth!”
“But I’ll use my tongue straw!”

by Moesephus January 7, 2022

pull straws

When two men stand face to face diсks out rock hard. Man with the shortest penis loses the battle.

Ok boys, drop your pants and pull straws. Shortest is the loser and has to hold the camera.

by ADANKFART January 14, 2020

Metal straws

A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive

Omg metal straws #savetheturtles

by Fucktwit September 29, 2019

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

Rule of straws

When playing "seven, eleven or doubles" one cannot start rolling the dice until the person touches or has mouth on the straw in their drink.

Rule of straws is if Lauren rolled a seven she cannot start to roll the dice until Courtney touches or starts to drink from the straw in her cup.

by Drinkmaster95 November 15, 2013

Lemonade Straw

The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.

This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.

by Pierre Boudreaux December 1, 2017