Stir Fried

Throwing together multiple strains of weed into one bowl/joint/blunt.

We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.

Dude, lets get stir fried!

by AHor4U November 20, 2011

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Get the Stir Friedmug.

cold stir

A method of preparing a syringe of heroin, cocaine, or other water soluble, injectable substances. The cold stir utilizes not flame or heat to “cook” the shot. This is typically utilized in areas where powdered heroin (as opposed to tar) is readily accessible and the application of heat is not needed.

Did you have to cook it? Nah bruh, cold stir - down the hatch, Sheriff of Noddingham mode.

by Magic Mike & The Big D July 21, 2022

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Get the cold stirmug.

stir the plot

Causing or exacerbating a problem or causing "drama"

James dont stir the plot.
James stop stiring the plot.

by Jk5002 February 28, 2021

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Get the stir the plotmug.

Stirring the mustard

Female masturbation resulting in urination.

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

by SameKindofStupid November 29, 2018

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Get the Stirring the mustardmug.

shaken but not stirred

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).

Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

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