statesticles

a disease where a person has very large testicles

Shane has statesticles so it hurts when he sits down.

by Merlin Church July 9, 2007

Statistic

A person with a disease

uhh... YOU!

by MagicDonJuan November 15, 2003

statustician

One who continuously updates his facebook status

John's a master statustician

by MedicalMatt August 10, 2010

statisticsing

The attempt at correctly applying statistical theory on an ECON 250 finale exam, however often failing miserably to do so.

Good luck on your final exam! Happy statisticsing.

by Loung3r April 25, 2010

statistits

Checking if your vital statistics measure up.

I'm overall satisfied with my statistits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

shatistics

the science that deals with the collection, classification, analysis, and interpretation of numerical shit, and that, by use of mathematical theories of shit, imposes order and regularity on aggregates of more or less desperate shits.

Yo man you wanna hit up that party tonight?
Sorry man, I got a shatistics test tomorrow.

by murphy234 March 8, 2011

spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries

DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?

by psuedolicious December 18, 2013