static

sometimes used in place of the word status, especially in urban areas where speech may not be as clearly defined when talking

It take alot to get to this static baby! See you at the top!

by don juan II January 30, 2010

a static lullaby

see heard it already

spoiled rock stars who think theyre making music. have they no shame????!! nice pants though.

at least glassjaw sounds fairly decent.

by no hay problema February 29, 2004

Static

To be happy in a general way. The opposite of vexxed or angry.

Yo man I am so static

by T-bitz May 26, 2007

DJ Statik

Planet Earth's freshest and upcoming, unsigned rapper trying to get noticed by spittin mad barz all day, err day up at SVC. This nigga even mixes his own tracks and does it real big. Wazz gooood wit it?!! Black n Yellow, Black n Yellow!

DJ Statik be chillin' and he got the wisdom and knowledge to spit mad barz on them mad ill-ah tracks. DJ SPIN DAT SHIT!

by Nah nah chill chill chill October 6, 2010

a static lullaby

five suburban teens who desperately want to get famous by jumping in the emotional hardcore bandwagon and bringin in the newbie rock n' roll fans through means of hot topic. when a friend told me their influences were at the drive in, i got sick to my stomach. this chick up top actually likes the used - soLLLid fan base, static! you should play with yellowcard or something and bring in more "rock" fans

punkfortheages should be more mature and diss a static lullaby's STUPID NAIVE FANBASE instead of the band themselves.

by jerseywonton February 29, 2004

static electrocity

When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.

My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.

by Luke Adair January 19, 2008

staticursion

Going nowhere. Staying in place.

A variant on the words excursion, incursion, recursion, discursion.

Putting on neither coat, nor hat, nor boots, grabbing neither his car keys nor his bag, he prepared for another staticursion, staying where he was, where he had been, and where he would be for the foreseeable future - home.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020