Dreamboat Stance

The name assigned to a particular stance performed by an individual when being photographed. The stance involves raising one leg on an object, leaning into the raised leg and maintaining a stern and serious facial expression.

Cool photo, I really like your dreamboat stance.

Dreamboat Stance by Christofa July 20, 2013

Sideways Stance 

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

Sideways Stance by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017

horse stance 

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

horse stance by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Power Stance 

Stance where the feet are a shoulder's width or wider apart to signify dominance. Usually used to attract the opposite sex or dance partners.

Did you see Ulises's power stance? He gets all the mamasitas.

Power Stance by SCFam June 6, 2018

Survival Stance

ugly wide stance on a skateboard.

Get out the survival stance, bitch

Survival Stance by ThePhelper May 9, 2019

Crotcho stance 

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk

Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?

Crotcho stance by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019

Goon stance 

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.

You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.

Goon stance by Flip Janson July 16, 2021