Stance

The Japanese counterpart of "lowrider", which completely destroys your car's suspension, handling and makes it run WAY much worse than a riced Honda Civic with a loud-ass fartcan, giving the other a chance to make the V-Tec kick in. If you like stance, go ahead and I don't mind about it. But be careful when you use this certain car mod or else...

Person #1: Bruh, that stance'd GT-R got smoked by a riced Civic.
Person #2: Ouch.
Person #3: Fuckin' ricers have won this time.

by Cody D. Buni September 21, 2018

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Stance

When a car or truck has wheels and tires that stick way out past the body lines.

Bruh, you see the stance on that ride? She thiccc

by The-expert January 3, 2021

Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.

You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.

by Flip Janson July 16, 2021

Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.

1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."

by Boonshadow January 16, 2019

stance

The opinions that somebody expresses publicly about something

This is her stance on Women's Day

by anonymous February 22, 2024

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011