squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

squnch

The liquidy, gelatinous fecal material deposited into one's underpants when they shart.

Jimmy had to go to the men's room and clean all of the greasy squnch out of his drawers when he accidentally sharted at work.

by Man Trying to Have a Period December 28, 2011

Squinch

1. To crumble and tighten your toes together so as to pick up objects with your toes or to disturb another person deeply.

"I squinched Claire's upper thigh because she was annoying me. She cried"

by Hansel Shmi January 19, 2010

Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

by KROPSi August 3, 2017

Squanching

A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.

Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!

by Midn July 30, 2017

squinch

To tighten or bring together.

The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.

We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.

by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005

Squinch

n. the area between the scrotum and buttocks. Also see taint.

I got a nasty film on my squinch after banging that whore, and not showering for a fort night.

by Duney February 5, 2009