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Squirrel

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)
Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*
by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006
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Squirreling

The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.
Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.
by Thebushyc May 6, 2015
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squirrel

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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022
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Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester
Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!
by Dark hole of depression October 3, 2018
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Squirrel

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.
Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!
by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 13, 2019
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Squirrel

What Han Jisung of Stray Kids is. A cute af squirrel.
Look at Jisung! He’s so cute.”
“No, that’s an adorable squirrel.”
by AuroraLovesHanJisung June 7, 2020
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Squirrel

A beautiful and sexy squirrel known as Han Jisung. He is called squirrel because he looks like one. He has beautiful squirrel like visuals. He has cute squirrel like cheeks and when he eats he stuffs food into his mouth which makes his cute squirrel cheeks puff out just like a squirrel. In conclusion Squirrel=Han Jisung amen
Me:"Awww jisung looks so cute! Just like a squirrel uwu"
My friend: "...are you good?"
by MilkAndKookies97 November 25, 2019
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