nigga sex squidward

You murdering, kidnapping psychopath. Give me my son. GIVE ME SHAUN! NOW!

“Oh god oh fuck” -(that’s it but I’m forced to say nigga sex squidward)

by Niggas be like *insert text* March 11, 2018

Squidward

(Noun) - The Squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. To perform a Squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scrotum above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one's nuts onto the victim's eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her penis on the victim's nose. This will replicate the character of Squidward from Spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.

(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.

"Man, after Thomas passed out Leon came over and gave him the most vile Squidward I have ever seen."

Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."

"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."

"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."

by TheSquidward April 26, 2009

Sandusky Skidmark

The act of a man sitting on the woman's face and right before ejaculating he wipes his ass crack back and forth from the tip of the woman's nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. Best results are after taking a shit or having a dirty sweaty asscrack. *Results should resemble a hindu's red dot, only eliptical and brown!

Wow, Womp gave his girlfriend a Sandusky Skidmark last night, It was Stupendous!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

skidmarks

When soft, still plyable anal dischanrges rub so close to the offenders' undergarments that a fecal stain is left behind. May also occur when the issue is "forced." I.E. Butt picking, massaging of anal irritations, or sloppy wiping techniques. See also "streaks."

Dammit Donnie, the line for the port-o-let was so long I had to rush my post crap rectal cleansing techniques. Now I have smelly 7-1/4 inch skidmarks as a result!

by Jim Stevens January 11, 2004

Squidward

A sexual position used by kinky yet childish couples. You simply place your testicles over your girl's eyelids, then place your dick over her nose. This gives off the physical appearance of squidward's face.

"I went over to my girl's house yo, she told me to squidward her, so i was like aight yolo.''

by CarlWheez April 6, 2017

sergeant-skidmarks

title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.

Yeah, I heard you, Sergeant-Skidmarks!

by dorham May 26, 2006

Skidmark

The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.

"Oh my God ! Dom has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"

by Leon October 22, 2003