a squid

A squid is someone who is a rider on a bike or a quad that can’t send anything and always crashes.

Wow ethan stoffle is a squid!

by Aubmaster February 13, 2018

Squid

Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.

Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee

by BeeCade March 15, 2009

SQUID

a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.

this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.

by deuces2deuces November 29, 2010

squid

to be a slimey dirty person
org.evergreen trailer park

dude look at you your a fuckin dirty squid

by derekm420 March 7, 2008

squids

Used to describe money

Do you have any squids?
Lend us a squid

by L'il reach January 18, 2008

The Squid

aka. TAMPON, female product

omg the squid is gunna fall out

by Japeto May 17, 2005

Squid

A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.

"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"

by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014