Squeeble

The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.

Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
Girl Two: "BEWARE THE SQUEEBLE!!"

by Kirsty and Nog January 18, 2009

rusty squeezebox

A red hair vagina.

see "rusty squeezebox" by Smoove

That red head must have a rusty squeezebox!

by BTDBMT August 14, 2008

Anaconda Squeeze

The act of sqeezing your opponent by wrapping them with both your arms and legs. They will be supporting your body weight as you squeeze very tightly and yell very loundly "ANACONDA SQUEEEEEEZZEE"

For more information watch Nacho Libre.

"Choncho I will defeat him with my super move" says Nacho

-jumps on opponent-

"ANACONDA SQUEEZE" Nacho yells loudly as he attempts to bring down the other wrestler.

by Khaos_aj September 24, 2009

squeeze off a round

to defecate; go number two

Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.

by C.C. Black March 25, 2007

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order

"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017

squeeze a lemon

to urinate, or the act of urinating

Be right back, i got to squeeze a lemon...

by spacepanties September 8, 2007

Dog squeeze

The little bit of extremely stinky, liquid shit that exits the anus of an excited small dog when you pick it up.

I picked up Steven and Diana's dachshund for hugs and licks and got dog squeeze on my arm.

by foofyfoo April 6, 2009