squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LuvMuscle March 26, 2009

Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s

Another word for a banana.

“Even though I love the taste, I am allergic to Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s.”

by RahsaanVoriel January 2, 2021

squeezing an orange

the popping of a virgins pussy like is so tight that it is like the squeezing of a fresh orange

sorry im late i had to squeeze an orange

by bigyun February 3, 2005

squeezing

the action of denying someone after they have denied you

Doug is totally squeezing Lindsey after she got dumped.

by ohemmi February 25, 2009

Squealing Fan

Lay on your back. Put a chick on your dick and have her put her legs behind her head, and hold her arms out to her sides squealing while you spin her.

"Hey bitch, I'm hot. Get on top of me, spin and scream like a squealing fan so I can cool off."

by Moneysh0t May 2, 2008

Squeezin'

the act of having a poo, dump, etc..

John can't come to the phone right now, he's busy squeezin'

by RestlessUK May 21, 2009

squeezing the tomato

squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.

yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?

by Mercedes Bends June 15, 2007