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Squat and Cough

The act of physically squatting and coughing in order to dislodge objects hidden and/or stored in the vaginal or anal cavities. This method is commonly used in prison inspections and fetish pornography.
I hid the contraband in my pussy. They made me squat and cough it out, but that was before I had kids so I was still super tight and it didn't come out.
by QueenCityFelcher January 11, 2012
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Squat

UK Slang. Where mostly young people take up residence in a vacant house or building and also the building itself.
By the end of the week, Meredith was brought to the squat by Galen, so Meredith can crash and get his thoughts together while the cops hunted him down.
by Babydoll75 March 20, 2019
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squatted truck

someone who didn't want to lift the ass end of the truck and wants to be called gay by a lot of people
oh that's a gay guy with a squatted truck
by qscfthmlp= January 21, 2021
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Twat Squat

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)
"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"
by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009
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curls in the squat rack

When someone of inferior intelligence trains biceps where legs should be trained
That guys doing curls in the squat rack, yep he's a cunt
by Jining November 18, 2013
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cop a squat

by Cliff Morris January 3, 2004
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squat of the lion

Fetal Position, in a bathtub, with the opposite sex with hairy genitals. Mostly for the homo community.
"Dear Lord, I was so wasted last night I found myself doing the squat of the lion with Molly! And I'm not even a dyke"
by SBETH,AGRACE,TNEIL June 16, 2009
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