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squat goblin

A dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. Squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. One famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym "J-Train" became infamous after he attempted to sexually assault a female rower twice his strength.
Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.
J-train: Hyea Babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?

****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman

Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?
by squat golbin22-train June 16, 2007
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squat toilet

The simplest squat toilet is simply a hole in the ground or floor. Some squat toilets are more elaborate, but they all require the user to squat over a hole and to defecate into the hole.

Squatting is the normal position for defecation, because the lower part of the colon is well positioned for easy bowel motions. In contrast, western-style toilets may be more convenient than squat toilets, but they don't position the user as well for defecation.

Some doctors recommend that people who are constipated should put their feet on a pile of books or a small stool when using the toilet, as this forces the body into a type of squatting position.
When Sally went camping in the bush, she made a squat toilet by digging a hole in the ground. She squatted over the hole and defecated into it.
by Boris2 February 22, 2009
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lot squat

When a female urinates in a parking lot. Most often done at a concert or sporting event, lot squats are usually performed only in cases of true urinary emergency. Lot squats require dexterity and skill, as an improperly done lot squat can result in the splashing of clothing and body parts.

Note: Due to the high risk of being sighted, it is wise to engage a friend as a lookout, otherwise known as a "lot squat spot."
After knocking back a six-pack in the parking lot, Amber suddenly realized she'd never make it into the monster truck show without peeing herself. Grabbing Krystle as a spot, Amber ducked behind Cooter's Hemi, copped a quick lot squat, and then she was off to the show. Yee haw!
by hookermom October 16, 2009
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Dr. Squatch

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.
"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."
by drsquatch November 6, 2019
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squallorgs

Pl. of "Squallorg"

Pronunciation: 'skwol-org

A robotic mutation of the colloquial term for a "square" or "squally" - universally known as a cigarette. Originated at Miami University (OH) c. 2006. The stem "-org" suggests objects or persons of a robotic nature.
"L'D4n9! These pomegranate squallorgs are so tangy mangy!"

"Hey, Coughlorg!"
"Yes, Zelkron?"
"Let me get a squallorg! Then recharge!"

"Oh Coughlorg, your probe is so glutenizing!"
"Oh 'Kron, you make me wanna smoke a squallorg."

Things to do while watching exploding whales: smoke a squallorg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahz1Nv4HYQ
by NikolaW December 7, 2006
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Squat Cobbler

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.
To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.
by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016
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squat fart

When you squat and fart comes out due to pressure/ compression.
Billy was in a squat position while waiting for the football to be passed to him and when he squatted, he released his gas.

He pulled a squat fart.
by Melrose! December 21, 2009
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