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bead-spatter

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.
"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."
by murrayzz1 June 24, 2014
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Chicken Splatter

Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm

Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee
Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?

Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent
by Storesledge3000 July 6, 2016
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collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.
I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.
by Cpt James Hook November 28, 2021
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Attention Splatter Platter

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.
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by pornstitute January 2, 2023
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coagulated cunt spatter

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"
by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012
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splatter

When she comes all over your face.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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