springlock failure

hahahahahahahaha- *dying sounds* basically springlocks but they fail you

I hope the springlocks are tight and not wet it would be bad and cause a Springlock failure

by spring boi February 16, 2021

Harbor Springs, MI

Extremely affluent vacation destination in Northern Michigan. This is where the rich spend their summers. If you can get over how ridiculously overpriced it is, you should be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and friendly locals. This place is truly the Cape Cod of the Midwest, and the people sure do dress the part. It's like a fricking Vineyard Vines catalogue. Go up to Birchwood to see some rich people, go to Roaring Brook to see some even richer people, or go to Harbor Point (average home price: $15 million!) to see some of the richest people in the entire country.

"You think these pants are too gay to wear?"

"Ya definitely. I mean who around here wears yellow pants?"

"I guess your right. I'll just save them for Harbor Springs, MI."

by MoMo Grimes April 25, 2013

Springer Dinger

A home run hit by Major League Baseball Centerfielder and World Series 2017 MVP, George Springer of the Houston Astros.

George hit a monster 448-foot "Springer Dinger" in Game 5 to tie up the game in the seventh inning.

by Ihateyoumostest November 2, 2017

dripping springs high school

dripping springs high school is basically a trump rally on a daily basis we got red necks, hicks and cousin fuckers just west of austin. you think it wouldn’t be that bad, but you’re very wrong. the other side of people here are wanna be gangsters and all they care about is smokin weed, drinking and what party everyone’s going to this weekend. if you think you’re coming to a chill diverse school you are very wrong there’s about 5 black kids here and every bitch wants to start drama. DON’T MOVE HERE

chris: “i heard dripping springs high school kids will pay $20 for a gram”
blake: “holy shit dude let’s go sell to them”

by whiteclawdaddy April 25, 2020

coral springs charter

An absolute shithole here. All the middle schoolers here are squeaky and annoying. All the high schoolers drink and are just very immature. Thank God I graduated.

Sam: Every heard of that place called Coral Springs Charter?

Fred: Yeah, I heard it’s absolute shit...

Sam: It Is!

Both strolls along the street and gets shot at Douglas.

by ScouDaLambZ96 June 20, 2019

Springer gut

When your stomach is so obesely fat, you pretend that you are having a baby, and on Jerry Springer.

Imel is having a baby, you can tell by the size of his Springer gut.

by Chemlab_Anetheron December 30, 2003

jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 5, 2005