Splonce

A nonce on splatoon

Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…

by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023

a spooner

a spooner is someone who thinks their a smarty pants but isn't. they are jokers but idiots.

ugh that james kid is such a spooner.

by Mr. Spooner :) March 22, 2021

volley of spoonter

another word for a cumshot.

I hit Michelle in the eye with my volley of spoonter.

by de-pube March 8, 2022

spooner

Mild term used for a foolish or silly person. I have only ever heard this used in Devon, England. Hardly urban...

You dropped it in the sink? You total spooner!

by l42emmings September 4, 2005

Oklahomo Spooners

A fun term for people who hate the Oklahoma Sooners to call them.

Guy 1: Man, I love those Oklahoma Sooners!
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.

by silverballer95 August 25, 2009

Spoonerific

Adj: Describes a person that is a true Vermonter, doesn't care what you think, makes Saturday drinks on Mondays, and tries to give you academic advice while drinking. Overall a great person.

Nick was spoonerific when he came over last Monday.

How are you doing? "I am SPOONERIFIC!"

by Melissa Ross January 23, 2009

Spooner

Getting a boner while spooning....spooner.

Dude I was totes magoats spooning just now...major spooner.

by I_Love_You_Man_440 April 28, 2011