Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.

That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters

by Fart splinters October 2, 2017

Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.

The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020

The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter

The Splinter belongs into the trash

by The Splinter March 23, 2021

Airing Out The Sphincter

To fart.

Dave: "Christ Bob what's that smell?"
Bob: "Oh that. I was just airing out the sphincter."

by djandym January 2, 2015

sphincter clencher

It means when something is a tense moment, your ass tightens up. So a 'close call' is called 'puckering your asshole'

"This project is really a sphincter clencher. I don't know if we're going to make it on time."

by 4tw March 28, 2008

sphincter pinch

sphincter pinch where you shove one finger in the vagina and one in the bum and try and touch the fingers together

that sphincter pinch felt good

by kierzistheman December 20, 2008

splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.

OH! You just got splinter cell'd!

by Kharano March 31, 2005