Definitions by kierzistheman

crouton 

crouton is someone who fucking annoys you or has the sort of face that resembles a peice of bread that floats at the top of your soup. croutons are usually found near you on a daily basis also ascoaciated with cutns croutopns are absolute cunts

fuck off you "crouton" kid go back and float in your soup

crouton by kierzistheman February 23, 2010

sphincter pinch 

sphincter pinch where you shove one finger in the vagina and one in the bum and try and touch the fingers together

that sphincter pinch felt good

sphincter pinch by kierzistheman December 20, 2008