crouton is someone who fucking annoys you or has the sort of face that resembles a peice of bread that floats at the top of your soup. croutons are usually found near you on a daily basis also ascoaciated with cutns croutopns are absolute cunts
by kierzistheman February 23, 2010
sphincter pinch where you shove one finger in the vagina and one in the bum and try and touch the fingers together
by kierzistheman December 15, 2008