sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 7, 2019

Sphincter Charger

Any object inserted into a man's anal cavity.

I've never had an orgasm as good as when I used a sphincter charger!

by WeAreThey-TheySay August 27, 2012

Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009

sphincter juice

The juice that slimes out of your ass after anal squigy

He had sphincter juice running down his leg yelling its squigy fault!

by nasty masty January 25, 2014

sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

sphincter-licker

someone licking anus; someone trying to obtain advantage by offering excessive flattery, praise and compliments, usually not sincere

..this sphincter-licker managed to get another raise!

by Swiss Dude April 15, 2010

sphincter spasm

passing gas; fart

"I laughed so hard I had a sphincter spasm"

by Queen La Sphincter March 13, 2011