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Pussy Snatcher

A prop or gimmick used by someone in order to "snatch" some "pussy"
Ex 1-

Bob: Hey man, can I get a dime of your finest?
Drug Dealer: WTH? You don't smoke weed
Bob: I know, but think about it, it's a total pussy snatcher. Girls love the ganja.
Drug Dealer: True dat. Popcorn. Playa.

Ex 2.

Joey: Hey dude what are you up to?
Mike: Not too much, just playing my keyboard.
Joey: Playing Miserable At Best by Mayday Parade? Cute.
Mike: Shit, I SHOULD learn that.
Joey: Yeah, total pussy snatcher.
by nandeezy March 15, 2010
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dildo snatcher

Someone defined as stealing dildo's for personal use.
Keep your toys near and dear. Don't let any females become dildo snatchers.
by G to da E to da N to da A September 18, 2006
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gouche snatcher

Someone who walks around snatching vaginas
Yeah that girl was such a gouche snatcher
by nothegouchesnatcher January 17, 2011
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velcro-crested wallet-snatcher

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog
That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.
by Porn_Flakes June 8, 2005
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grundle snatcher

1. one who partakes in the act or crime of grundle snatching/ grabbing a woman's gouch and stealing it.

2. A person who hits a woman south of the vagina and north of the booty hole and cracking the pubic bone for their own pleasure.

3. A commonly used torture tactic used by Hitler to distort a jewish woman's innocence. rendering them.... un-jewish.
That man is a total "grundle snatcher" he broke my pubic bone!"
by grundlesnach699 April 21, 2009
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Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles
Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!
by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010
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bagel snatcher

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.
Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!
by cranberrywhisperer13 December 5, 2016
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