Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.

(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.

by DaffyDuckIsStupidButMyFav💞 May 19, 2021

Spastic

A completely retarded cretin who has dropped below the point of being human. They have no reason left to exist but continue doing so to ruin the lives of others around them.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.

Ben is the most spasticated person that can possibly exist.

by Acquiescere June 9, 2023

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021

Spastic.

Fraser

Wow Fraser is such a spastic.

by Gigi24127283930 February 25, 2022

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.

you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger

by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005