Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.
Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.
by Burque' January 31, 2008
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spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.
I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.
by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017
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Spackle Sucker Punch

When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017
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Show Hole Spackle

A single or limited series show or program that can be used to provide temporary relief from the abysmal withdrawal one experiences after completing a long running beloved series only to find nothing else on the binge-watching horizon (aka Show Hole).

Also can be used to refer to any other activity used expressly for dealing with Show Hole related trauma.
"I have nothing to watch until the next season of Stranger Things drops next week!! I think there is a single series on Dahmer that would make good Show Hole Spackle"
by much2rell January 06, 2023
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Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.
Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!
by me March 28, 2003
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Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.
I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.
by wolf December 17, 2004
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