sober Irishman

an impossibility

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world

by Robbie J June 10, 2003

soberchill

the act of being amazingly fun without drinking alcohol

Guy #1 : Hey, did you go to Sydney's Party?
Guy #2: Yes, and it was soberchill.

by violaplayer994 January 2, 2009

Soberski

A Soberski is a different name for a feelski, the greatest feeling your bitch will feel. Mother Fucker. It involves reaching around from behind, and grabbing/ manly massaging your woman's sweater puppies. Use with caution. Will get any bitches beaf curtains moist with desire.

Woman: Oh my GOD!!! That felt so GOOOOD! I wan't your rock hard member inside of me!!! Was that a feelski?!

You: Nah bitch. That was a Soberski

by SwoleKid November 8, 2010

Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

soberist

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

by tossayo November 2, 2008

Sjoerd

More commonly known as "the sjoerd day" during this day, you get immensely drunk and make out with the first hunter you see, you have to be immensely drunk to do this, repeat you have to be immensely drunk to do this.

OOOHHHHH, dude I totally had a sjoerd day yesterday!

by LOLZYTEHBASTARD May 1, 2012

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003