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throw a softie

defecate, excrete one's waste, crap, to discharge feces from the bowels, to discharge from the anus
I have to go to the bathroom now, or i'll throw a softie in my pants!
by Derek Godoy June 25, 2008
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Living me softly

Someone who’s life is so quiet that they leave no trail of existance.
Hey Bill I haven’t heard of you or seen you since high school graduation! What have you been up to the last 20years? Hey Fred, I’ve honestly done nothing! I’ve been living me softly this entire time.
by AngDevilo April 16, 2018
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big softie

a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.
"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."
by MrBuckeye January 17, 2006
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soften

1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD
"soften time"
by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008
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lovin' the softie

When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amazing night of sexual intercourse with that stuffed animal.
OMG! I was lovin' the softie last night. I was straight rammin' that panda.
by kubik September 28, 2006
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Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 4, 2009
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Soffles

1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.
"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"
by Barnabarian October 19, 2010
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