Sober Seed 

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'

The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'

Sober Seed by Raving Looney December 9, 2008

sober as a peach 

someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober

Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!

sober as a peach by soberasapeach November 18, 2007

Sober-Wan Kenobi 

When going out and partying, there will often be one person who is not drinking alcohol, for whatever reason this may be. This person may be referred to as the Sober-Wan Kenobi.

Michael: Basim, why aren't you drinking?

Basim: I just don't feel like it man..

Michael: Dude, your such a Sober-Wan Kenobi!

Sober-Wan Kenobi by KP91 May 11, 2010

sober shark 

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

sober shark by The bros of 303 January 6, 2009

sober wasted 

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)

*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted

sober wasted by upthealley April 25, 2013

sober goggles 

A guy who in a clearminded, sober state, still thinks ugly girls are attractive.

Damn, Bill's girlfriend is one ugly ass ho. He's got some serious sober goggles.

sober goggles by Mikeecht December 25, 2007

sober binge 

N. A long period of sobriety sustained by a heavy drinker.

--"So, how goes the sober binge?"
--"Ugh... I think I'm about to reach my limit."

sober binge by M B I February 26, 2009