D-Swan Snorkel

A male puts his nose in another males ass to where the point he can not breathe and he starts to use the other males dick as a breathing apparatus.

Derek: Did you hear about Justin at the party.

Jordan: No, What happended?

Derek: They walked in on him doing the D-Swan Snorkel to this other dude.

Jordan: No Way! Nasty!

by Tim Meyer 09 November 21, 2010

snork

Verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you're laughing so hard.

I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.

by Kenthar October 30, 2003

snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

cock snorkel

A person with a large nose.

That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.

by JackGeorge March 12, 2008

sporks

1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile

1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!

by wild_wolf_cub November 8, 2003

broken snorkel

A broken snorkel is when you pop two nuts in a chicks mouth while you ejaculate into her nostrils thus giving the effect of a broken snorkel.

No dude, you'd have to have a really small penis to give that cum rag a broken snorkel it just wouldn't work...

by the real abe froman June 18, 2010

Snorse

A sneaky horse that is sexually active with humans

The snorse tried to have sex with sean

by Springolo April 6, 2010