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Smudget

The amount of your daily/weekly/monthly/annual budget that is dedicated to smut; including (but not limited to): money spent on strip clubs, happy ending massage parlors, pornographic materials, and sex toys.
“What’s your smudget?”
“Your ginormous smudget is financially sinking this household!”
Just because ‘smudget’ is a word now, it still doesn’t make prostitution legal”
by Geswho89 November 28, 2017
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smudgy

I really need new windshield wipers, the windshield is so smudgy when I use them.
by jariaz June 4, 2018
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smuddin'

The act of sledding when it is cold, wet and there is only light snow accumulation or it is sleeting.
It's 34 degrees out kids, let's go smuddin'!
by Erinyessa November 9, 2018
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Smudgevolt

A very amazing artist on gamejolt, with an interesting artstyle and major improvements with every drawing
You: wow! Smudgevolt is an amazing artist!
Me: I know right!
by TheSecretImpostor March 11, 2021
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Smudge on the Azu

A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great
Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu
by sparkleberries33 May 3, 2021
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Smudgey 96

Hey bro, ever heard of guy called Smudgey 96 on YouTube?
by Smudgey 96 August 19, 2021
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Smudgarieguard

The cleaning product and protection goggles located in aisle 679 at Coles supermarket in mandrah forum. It is used to deep clean the tough stains and mole marks.
Did u just shit the bed, no problems Fred
Did u do dirty marks and stains, no problem Wayne, luckily I've got 2 smudgarieguards in the boot of my car,hahaha haha fancy that. Wow Ted thanks for the smudgarieguards you just saved my life for ever and I love dick now. if I hadn't met smudgarieguards my dancing doo doo and mol wouldnt be a b by now! The protection goggles were amazing and $5000 for spectacles is a good bargain, I say I just saved a lot of money on this new amazing invention of leigh. Pop a smudgarieguard and bam your a cool kid now,
by Burrrlisthesickestcunt October 20, 2023
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