smorgasbord

A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.

Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"

Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."

Sven - "Tiiiiight"

by Jhemp September 9, 2009

snorgasm

A boring experience either sextual or other.

I had a snorgasm today in math class

by Aria S. January 3, 2013

Smorgasborg

A good word to replace, " one million times too many"

Billy got hit by a smorgasborg of punches!

by [GD] CycloneDasher November 1, 2017

scorgasm

A competition between friends to see who can have the most orgasms in public.
For guys it could be getting a blow job and the showing his friends either some of her hair or the color of her lipstick. For gals it's as simple as pointing out the best looking guy in the place and then describing how you could leave said lipstick.

In a club last night I was so tired from my scorgasms I went straight to sleep still wearing most of my clothes.

by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

Snorgasm

When you have an orgasm and sneeze at the same time. Ooo ahhh ooo achoo oooaaaaa. As you can imagine this is quite a rarity but when it does happen make sure your partner is not covered from head to toe in... Well you know. :

"Man I had the best snorgasm last night it was mad"

by AshBash0707 December 8, 2009

sorgasm

the state in which one has used a significant amount of sarcasm and receives pleasure from it

After making fun of Ethan for several minutes, I got a sorgasm.

by celtics August 15, 2008

snorgasm

when someone is supposed to be sleeping but it jerking off and having an orgasm in their bed

john's parents just found out that john was having snorgasms every night for the past week because they heard moaning.

by dave millar December 31, 2008