smising

Smiling with your eyes only. This means EYES ONLY. This move can be cool, or, more often than not, it can be very very creepy

Tyra Banks on America's Next Top Model. All the time.

Tyra: "Use your EYES...make them POWERFUL...*smises*"
Viewer: "There goes Tyra smising again...

by feisty11 November 1, 2010

Smithing

Smithing is a violent sexual act used to threaten and gain a desired result.
Can also be used in the context Smith, see below.

You're gunna get a smithing if you dont do as I tell you!

by That King Thing Podcast December 12, 2011

Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.

A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.

by Mr Confident June 26, 2016

the smiling devil

A bad ass navy seal who is part of the howitzer squad and got his nickname tsd (the smiling devil) because he smiled while stomping in a man's head.

Oh god it's the smiling devil... RUN!!!
Bad ass

by The smiling devil June 4, 2016

smoting

what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote

i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.

by zak attack pack November 6, 2010

Nick-Shiting

A dichotomy of social status. On the one hand, it defines a (usually gay) man who is of good descent and breeding, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Yet through nobody’s fault but his own, he now resides in the slums (usually in the South of London) dawning burberry sneakers and drinking his favourite tipple, Fiddler’s Finger.

Quintessentially, Nick-Shiting is a paradox of society.‘A Posh Chav’

by Mrs Whiting September 1, 2006

switing

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

"Quick, the ginger bitch is still following us!" "Let's run up the escalators!" "Dude, that was some excellent switing."

by switing October 27, 2010