Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you

Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!

by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011

Saugatuck Tickler

When a drunken man approaches a female as she is trying to exit a bar and proceeds to chase after her while moving his fingers gently in a tickling motion.

Originally thought of as an urban legend, the Saugatuck Tickler was last spotted during a bachelor party on July 26th 2013 in Saugatuck Michigan

"Dont be doing that, your married" said the bachelor as his buddy gave that girl the old Saugatuck Tickler when she was leaving the bar.

by Big Ross Daddy September 1, 2013

SMAG

A term of endearment that applies to nuclear engineering laboratory technicians (ELT)

Sometimes a Mechanic Always Gay

I really need to do this maintenance, but the goddamn smags are in the sink again.

by SwegmasterManny October 21, 2020

Saug

Abbreviated slang/short form for the city of Mississauga, a city that borders Toronto to the East, Oakville to the West and Lake Ontario to the South.

This is an even shorter form of Sauga.

Going home to the Saug for the weekend.

by Enter the Saug November 27, 2007

Shaughnessy

1) Shaughnessy is a family surname of Irish origin that is sometimes used uniquely as a first name.

2)The wealthiest neighborhood in Vancouver, British Columbia. The average annual household income is $153,895.

1) Me - Dude, I love Shaughnessy.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?

Me - Stupid fuckers that's who. She's God's gift to the world.

2) I don't know what to do with all this money. Maybe I'll buy a second vacation home in Shaughnessy.

by ohdaaamn December 31, 2011

Saugey

The condition of being like a moist sausage. Often people who are moist or sweaty and/or somewhat stinky are referred to as saugey.

I was running while it was drizzling, and now I feel very saugey. I need a bath.

by Gymnast1108 July 21, 2011

c-ville slaughter

this expert level sexual maneuver is performed while in the standing 69 position (see skelton pecker for more info). following the point where you explode a wad of man juice into your partner's mouth, thus ripping her face asunder from the force of your ejaculate, you proceed to drop to your knees, busting her head on the ground, thus delivering a DEVASTATING tombstone piledriver...the likes of which professional wrestling has never seen.

dood: so i was bangin the lady last night...and i totally went for the c-ville slaughter!

bro: the undertaker would be proud O_O!!

by spicyfetus March 7, 2008