slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

sporking

also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

by friendfriendfriend February 12, 2007

sporking

same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other

dude dave was totally sporking lori all night

by uganda June 17, 2008

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

Sporking

A mixture of spooning and scissoring. Crooked spooning

Sporking is fun

by Sohoo mama May 24, 2009

Sporking

The act of spooning but with added fingers

Willemina made James a lovely strong cup of tea and on returning to bed, recieved a tender sporking from him.

by Candivontron August 11, 2010

sporking

The shortened version of sport fucking. Having sex outside of any context of a committed relatonship.

I am giving up sporking because I am waiting for a committed relationship.

by Sheri K November 28, 2009