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Shallow Hal Goggles

When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.

Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.

Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?

Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
by tendollarlameo July 25, 2011
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swallow a knife

Something you say to someone who you are really pissed off at. Very cruel but still hilarious.
Mean kid: Hey Billy! Give me your lunch money.
Billy:Go swallow a knife, faggot.
by rawrarwrarw January 19, 2007
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swallow

1. A bird, but who cares about a bird?
2. What women should do instead of spitting. In the mouth and down the throat. Anywhere else is unacceptable. No snow balling either. Your woman and all woman should accept the gift with a smile and open mouth. She shall lick it clean. She should then ask for seconds. She will respond when she's finished with: "Please suh, could I have sum more?
Before I sleep with you, I have one question. Spit or swallow?
by K` July 14, 2006
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skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
by vogla January 13, 2013
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I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.
Son: “I hate you
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”
by themillennial January 1, 2019
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swallowing the stones

Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones
by uberrf January 5, 2008
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shallow-minded

- a person who only believes what she sees or hears from inside the four corners of her room

- a person who thinks she know everything when in reality she only know a small part of everything
You are shallow-minded if you judge her present without looking at her past.
by MrAndMrsN October 27, 2015
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