singletasker

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."

by TMGuy November 18, 2009

Single Shaming

making middle age adults who have chosen to remain single feel like freaks.

A: Apparently, Sarah never brought a date to family functions and her aunts always gave her shit for it.
B: Ugh, Sarah's aunts are always single shaming her!

by the cartune man October 6, 2016

single husband

A man that is single that possesses husband qualities.

Kelsey: “I shouldn’t have ever trusted that guy Daniel. He stood me up!”
Jared: “You should’ve went for that guy Jalen! I heard he’s single husband!”

by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 November 27, 2018

Single player Russian roulette

One person has a gun and shoots oneself

1:Wanna play some •single player Russian roulette• .
2:Sorry mom says I can’t play without my uncle from Alabama.

by ismelltheindoorsnow January 15, 2020

singletrackworld

A website populated by portly mid life crisis sufferers with delusions of gradeur, who think that riding around on an expensive push bike somehow makes up for their dull job in engineering or IT.

Various cliques can be found on this website. The most amusing being the ones who pretend to like something purely so they can be on first name terms with a washed up ex bike journalist come budget bike company owner or some muppet who draws pictures of sheep and waffles on in a pretentious manner. The actual condiment is more entertaining.

"I'm an overwieght, stuffy, pompous engineer with a lack of personality is there anywhere I can go to have petty arguements with people just like me?"
"Of course there is, try singletrackworld"

by chipps November 19, 2007

Single Mom Ego

Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.

"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".

by RHP4 January 4, 2011

singletrack

A narrow, single lane trail.

The singletrack on Morninglory rocks because it is fast and technical to ride on a mountain bike.

by mikwat May 22, 2004