One who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. Smooth suits think they're hot shit, pretending they have lots of money, but they're really just lowerclass hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. Known to carry gold pens, have 70's hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. Smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the "im better than you" image.
Hillary: "Man, his ass is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!"
Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."
Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."
by Johnathan Milavac February 24, 2007
Get the Smooth Suit mug.The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
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“Did you know how to make a Molotov cocktail a week ago?”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies”
by Explosives_Connoisseur March 21, 2022
Get the Bandera Smoothie mug.When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 10 minutes: cha cha real smooth
by CHupiko September 16, 2020
Get the Cha Cha real smooth mug."Smooth move" is a sarcastic comment in response to a stupid or crass action and "exlax" is a pejorative reference to the perpetrator of such action. The whole term comes, of course, from the fact that Exlax enables smooth bowel movements.
The insulting capability of "smooth move exlax" runs the gamut from a mild put down (as to an friend who just said or did something reasonably stupid) to a scathing remark on the inane actions of a worthy idiot.
The insulting capability of "smooth move exlax" runs the gamut from a mild put down (as to an friend who just said or did something reasonably stupid) to a scathing remark on the inane actions of a worthy idiot.
To a friend not watching were she is walking and who runs into a sign post: "Smooth move exlax"
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To a submoron who realizes he was about to miss his freeway exit and proceeds to cut across three lanes of oncoming traffic, causing angry motorists to brake and nearly crash: "SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX!"
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To a submoron who realizes he was about to miss his freeway exit and proceeds to cut across three lanes of oncoming traffic, causing angry motorists to brake and nearly crash: "SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX!"
by Wrinkle Wrangler September 16, 2005
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Get the Smooth Like Butter mug.See smooth; when two or more persons make an error which is either ironic or comical for any reason and do not notice for a given amount of time afterward.
Person 1: "Dude... did we almost cause a car crash on that last block when we crossed infront of that truck?"
Perons2: "I'm not sure man... but if we did it would totally be a smoothus"
Person 1: "Too true"
Perons2: "I'm not sure man... but if we did it would totally be a smoothus"
Person 1: "Too true"
by supercurlyboy July 2, 2006
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