Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.
"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"
by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023
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matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali
matt simmons says mali forever
by graysgublr April 02, 2021
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James Simmons

One of the best youth workers ever. Side note: He wears fresh crepes.
I.E - Wow there is James Simmons in his fresh crepes
by JamesSimmsFam March 31, 2019
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Elias simmons

The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting
Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.
by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023
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megan simmons

The best girl in the world you can not forget about her she is good in every way. Perfect good at sports quirky and loves saying YEET
by MLS YEET October 25, 2017
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Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 19, 2022
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