simita

an amazing person with an amazing personality and is beautiful. although she can be quite clingy she is loyal and will never let you down.

"dude that girl over there, she is such a simita"

by Janeey Doe May 10, 2010

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

Samiraisms

Reference used to gratify and magnify one's own traits, attributes, and qualities.

Pat: Hey Jill what do you think of my new haircut?
Jill: I like my haircut much better. I love me
Pat: You and your Samiraisms why don't have anything good to say about others

Mark: Do you miss me?
Will: I miss me more. I luv my Samiraisms

by ToNY da 2V December 4, 2010

Simranjit

A Punjabi sex god whose milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

"I hope my parents arrange me to marry Simranjit. I've heard he is a freak in the sheets. He is basically the Punjabi Kamadeva."

by Meowmeowz August 21, 2013

similaic onomatopadjective

A part of speech that combines a simile(comparison using "like" or "as"), a onomatopoeia(word that imitates a sound), and an adjective(describes a noun). Relates a quality of something while denoting a sound associated with that thing.

"Wow, did you see that silver Corvette, it was like VROOM!" (VROOM would be the similaic onomatopadjective in this case)

by Roatha March 9, 2005

simran toor

An amazing person with an amazing sense of humor. Also a person who is pretty. This person has the hottest smile ever and is very popular. If you meet a person named Simran Toor then you are and will be blessed for your whole life. This person will probably grow up to be a model.

OMG Simran Toor is so cool I wanna be her best friend

by awesomechick34 November 3, 2014