Shake a burrito

To take a crap with the consistency similar to that of a burrito or as a result of eating burritos.

"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."

by "I don't know" May 31, 2009

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Shakespearean sex

Sex which is, "full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."

I had Shakespearean sex last night. No, I don't plan to call her, either.

by Copernichris November 22, 2011

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Shakespeare theater

To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.

"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"

"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."

by gardens October 4, 2012

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Shake my Steak

A command used to tell someone to give you a handjob.

"Welcome to Steak n' Shake. How can I help you?"
"Well for starters I'd like for you to shake my steak."
"Security."

by MerriamWWWebster August 15, 2014

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Blumpkin Shake

(1)While receiving a blumpkin and getting ready to climax, you turn around and release it into the toilet. It is then mixed up and ready for consumption by either party.

(2)Climaxing in ones mouth, then it is spit into the toilet bowl with the fecal matter.

(1) Sherry is a freak! After giving me a blumpkin, she mixed up my jizz and shit and treated herself to a blumpkin shake! it was hot!

(2) Once Marge was done blowing me on the toilet, she made me get up so she could spit it out on my poop. She loves mixing up blumpkin shakes.

by Wagatello June 2, 2010

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