Sudge

A gooey, sometimes slimy, and often chunky substance, resembling a well blended potato soup. Sometimes used as an action. Often used in the presence of other words such as "slug," "crust," or "crudge." Not to be confused with sludge.

1. "Ewww, looks like a big ol' pile of sudge."

2. "Teach me how to Sudgey."

by Sudgeman January 1, 2011

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

sludgenuts

A term used to describe an STD.

Paul slept with a pornstar last night, and now he has the sludgenuts.

by I KILLED KIMBO! January 7, 2009

smudgemuffin

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

Sludgeblood

Caused by an autoimmune disease called antiphospholipid syndrome, or Hughes Syndrome in the UK. APS makes the blood too thick and prone to clotting.

I am so sick of having fogbrain and sludgeblood from this crappy APS!

by kukukajoo April 1, 2011

Sludge Cunt

When a person is being lazy, bitchy, and hasn't showered for at least a week.

Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"

Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"

by ncboy421 November 16, 2011

sludge sucker

Someone who likes to suck the cum out of a chick after a gang bang.

Did you see Don go down on that girl at the orgy last night? What a sludge sucker

by Jammerbammer October 6, 2013