scrumpalumpa

a plant in a bag, with eyes and claws.

Retard /w a paintbrush

Retard: I magke a plainting!
Man: What is it son? **cringe**
Retard: Its a scrumpalumpa ^_^

by n30nx September 2, 2003

Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

by Madde February 7, 2008

Shrumpshrite

1. A very dastardly short man.
2. A short man who has temporarily fallen out of your favor.

1. Yeah, Jon is being a real shrumpshrite.

2. Hot damn, what a little shrumpshrite!

by Ze Jabberwocky May 22, 2005

Shrumpelkniltskin

shrumpelkniltskin : a small goblin like man closely related to frogs and badgers. Usually lives in grungy, mold populated sewage drains and ditches. If you ever bother one, just know that you will you will never outrune him. He is magical and he never skips leg day.

Hey you see that there! It's a real shrumpelkniltskin!

Wow, I hope we can salvage his ear wax! very valuable stuff that is.

by mustardketchup475 January 11, 2021

Shrumpt

Someone who's very kind and tends to commit massive crimes.

Be like Shrumpt kids.

"Man, Shrumpt really inspired me to become a bank robber"

by Some guy 2345 February 15, 2022

scrumpsh

Short for "scrumptious"

Omg, your dingaling looks so scrumpsh. Give us a taste.

by GG September 19, 2003

Schrumped

To put yourself in a shitty situation and end up fucking everyone and thing around you

"That piece of shit just schrumped our asses"

by tubemaster April 8, 2009