A window shopper is a well known person or famous idol that ignores their fans' messages or any time someone reaches out to them.
Person A: "I like this music artist! I'll direct message them to praise their work!"
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
by PacifistDool3r June 29, 2021
Get the Window-Shoppermug. A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
Get the Zombie shoppermug. (noun)
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
“Bro, I went down on her after she got back from the outlet mall. Straight up got hit with that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
by MafiaFrogg June 25, 2025
Get the Shopper’s Boxmug. The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.
Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018
Get the Storm Shoppermug. Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper
by buckwyld94 October 17, 2015
Get the screen shoppermug.